The story
- Englishump
- Proto-Indo-European*déḱm̥
- Proto-Indo-European*déḱm̥-t(-s)
- Proto-Germanic*tegun(dz)
- Proto-Germanic*teguz
- Proto-Germanic*tigiwiz
- English todayumpty
From ump (“a colloquial name for the dash "—" in Morse code”) + -ty.
Etymology from Wiktionary, CC BY-SA 4.0.