Meanings
plural Altuves
- slangball gamesA distance of five feet and five inches, used chiefly as a unit to measure distances of home run balls.
Judge is 1.22 Altuves. Is there a drawback to being a big man in baseball?
2017 October 13, Victor Mather, “David vs. Goliath Gets an Update: It's Now Altuve vs. Judge”, in New York Times4 more examples
So, if you want to know the minimum length of a World Cup Soccer field while watching TV, it's 60.9 Altuves.
2014 June 30, Bob Nightengale, “Diminutive dandy: Jose Altuve keeps reaching new heights”, in USA TodayIn 2012 Houston Astros fan Bryan Trostel was watching a game when he heard the announcers joke about how many “altuves” a home run had traveled.
2015, Uncle John's FACTASTIC Bathroom Reader, →ISBNNo matter how you slice it, Altuve is one of the best hitters in baseball despite yielding at least 7 inches (that’s about .108 Altuves) to every other elite hitter.
2018 February 20, Kate Preusser, Isabelle Minasian, Tim Cantu, Connor Donovan, “2018 AL West Preview: The Astros’ Lineup”, in Lookout LandingWant to know how many Altuves there are from home plate to first base? That would be 16.61436219309581.
2018 June 1, Melanie Hauser, “Ways to recover from the Rockets' loss”, in Houston Chronicle
Origin
After José Altuve, Venezuelan-American baseball player who stands five feet, five inches tall.
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Altuve. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 3, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/Altuve
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