Calvinball

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noun

A deliberately absurd sport without fixed rules.

Scrabble 17

Meanings

nounCalvinball (uncountable)
  1. uncountablegamesA deliberately absurd sport without fixed rules.

    2002 March–April, Bret Rappaport and Joni Green, “Calvinball Cannot Be Played on This Court: The Sanctity of Auction Procedures in Bankruptcy”, Journal of Bankruptcy Law and Practice, volume 11, pages 189–212

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    And every time I would play serious tackle Nerf Calvinball out in the park somewhere, it played over and over in the back of my mind -- what would I do if I broke an arm?

    1996 June 17, Wayne Lockwood, "Nobody without health insurance is a slacker or a loser", Knight-Ridder

    At first my humans very much disliked it when I played croquet with them.... But eventually they decided to accept my participation, and renamed the game “Calvinball,” after the game of some comic book character

    1998, Chris Glaser, Unleashed: The Wit and Wisdom of Calvin the Dog, Westminster John Knox Press, →ISBN, page 71

    They are required to play the game of Nomic, in some form, or alternatively, the games Calvinball or Mao, which are basically the same.

    2005, The Grate^([sic]) Book of Moo, Church of MOO, Lulu.com, →ISBN, page ccclvii

    A more unusual sport is calvinball, which involves spontaneous rules that are never the same twice.

    2006, Lee Mothes, The New Island Relocation Guide: How to Live on the Island of Possibility, →ISBN, page 50

    Chick Lit, and pretty much all of publishing, plays a lot like Calvinball. There aren’t any rules.

    2006, Cathy Yardley, Will Write for Shoes: How to Write a Chick Lit Novel, St. Martin's Press, →ISBN, page 148

Origin

From Calvin + ball. From a fictional game without rules, played in the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes.

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