Cap'n Obvious

A form of Captain Obvious — Someone who makes superfluously obvious statements or who has just made one.

Meanings

noun
  1. informalInformal form of Captain Obvious.

    Yah Cap'n Obvious, ya freakin' think?!?!?!?

    2019 February 13, Mitchell Holman, quoting Yak, “Re: California Gov. Gavin Newsom abandoning plan for high-speed train from Los Angeles to San Francisco, says too costly”, in alt.fan.rush-limbaugh (Usenet), archived from the original on 07 Nov 2025
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    I hate to look like Cap'n Obvious here, but I know some people dont^([sic]) keep up to speed with the comic and stuff (the RArchie one...*sniff*...the only one I'm able to get) But I'd just like to point out a few facts in Archie's continuity.

    1998 January 10, Ice, “Wheee, even more questions”, in alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog (Usenet), archived from the original on 07 Nov 2025

    : If Iverson raises his scoring average more, then he would eclipse jordon's^([sic]) : average in even more seasons. No [GPW], Cap'n Obvious. And, if he hadn't scored as much, he wouldn't eclipse MJ's average in as many seasons. Any other scintillating words of wisdom?

    1999 March 8, David Boll, “Jordan - Top 5 All-Time In Triple-Doubles?”, in rec.sport.basketball.pro (Usenet), archived from the original on 07 Nov 2025

    > It [“Here comes 2!”] means two is next. Well, duh. Cap'n Twill And you must be Cap'n Obvious!

    1999 September 29, Cap'n Twill, “Does anyone get this joke on the^([sic]) Simpsons? Real post.”, in alt.tv.simpsons (Usenet), archived from the original on 07 Nov 2025
Cite this entry
APA

Cap'n Obvious. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/Cap'n%20Obvious

MLA

“Cap'n Obvious.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/Cap'n%20Obvious. Accessed November 4, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “Cap'n Obvious,” accessed November 4, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/Cap'n%20Obvious.

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