Cunstitution

alternative Cuntstitution

1. USderogatoryhumorousslangvulgargovernmentThe Constitution.

   Dude, it's like the friggin Cunstitution.

   2007 April 29, Captain Tripps, “Hey VOR”, in alt.rock-n-roll.metal.oldschool (Usenet)

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   My question was to ask if there were scholars who had studied such documents and understood why they worded it in what seems to be an ackward^([sic]) way, and what they meant by doing so. It does not compare to the clarity of the Cunstitution writers.

   2000 September 26, Bob Crownfield, “It struck me....”, in rec.scuba (Usenet)

   Which explains almost everything we hear on TV in regards to guns and our rights and the Cunstitution.

   2001 June 14, The-Trainers, “Questions About Joining the NRA”, in aus.politics.guns (Usenet)

   George Orwell appears to have written their Cunstitution.

   2004 November 19, Ack, “Arab media says 400 US soldiers killed in Fallujah”, in talk.politics.guns (Usenet)