Meanings
nounHershey squirts pl (plural only)
- USpluralplural onlyslangdiarrhea
But if the Goddess chose to help you by giving Miss Hoover the Hershey squirts, such is her divine wisdom.
2009 November 29, “Rednecks and Broomsticks”, in The Simpsons, season 21, episode 7, spoken by Gwendolyn Nightshadow (Neve Campbell)1 more example
It wasn't any kind of physical illness, not measles or chicken pox or even the Hershey Squirts, the most humiliating and debilitating of them all.
1991, Stephen King, Needful Things
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Origin
In reference to Hershey's, an American chocolate company.
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Hershey squirts. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/Hershey%20squirts
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