Jesi

[>>> Jesus [Jesús Sánchez] was born on Friday, October 11, 1974, in Nizao, Peravia, / >>> Dominican Republic. Jesus was 23 years old when he broke into the big / >>> leagues on March 31, 1998, with the Florida Marlins. /] >> No, no: he's my doorman. Nice try, though. / > / > Your doorman played for the Marlins? / > / > Kewl! / > / > / Oh, sorry. Different Jesus. Who knew there were so many Jesi?

2007 May 6, Joey DoWop Dee, “Re: Who is Jesus?”, in comp.sys.mac.system (Usenet), message-ID <0001HW.C262963C00B0ADCCF058A648@news.verizon.net>

>>> WHO IS JESÚS? / > / > / > Don't you know? He's the bloke down the road that sells firewood. He also / > drinks too much and gets into fights. / Yeah, but you live in Spain, don't you. Not a lot of Jesuses (Jesi?) around here.

2011 September 2, Athel Cornish-Bowden, “Re: WHO IS JESUS ????????????”, in alt.english.usage (Usenet), message-ID <9cc3i6Ffe2U2@mid.individual.net>

I explained it above ... he obviously only appears every 4000 - 5500 years, so the fools still have another 2000+ years to wait for him to appear again. ;-) / Of course, there's probably hundreds of Jesuses (Jesi??) born every year in Spanish speaking countries, so even if the fictional fool did come back he'd need to use a different name ... maybe Zingnut-weeblebuster. ;-)

2014 October 21, Your Name, “Re: Ebola and Climate Change”, in alt.autos.toyota (Usenet), message-ID <211020141836552514%YourName@YourISP.com>

The problem is that people have this myth that Emirs and VIPs are some kind of angels or Jesi (plural of Jesus Christ may peace be upon Muhammad and him.)

1992 November 12, Normand Arthur Beeline, “Answer FROM nabeel (was Re: Answer to nabeel)”, in talk.politics.mideast (Usenet), message-ID <nabeel.721543638@oracle.sce.carleton.ca>

The intro about the song [Plastic Jesus] says, / "Noone seems to know about the origin of this song, although many have tried to trace it. Broadside (NYC), from whom this version comes, reports that it apparently originated from a commercial jingle put on the radio in Georgia by a firm manufacturing plastic 'Jesi'." There are many versions with many verses, but it is a cool concept, and can't be THAT old, so I'm surprised the origins are difficult to trace.

1994 May 9, Lowell Kaufman, “Re: Plastic Jesus”, in rec.music.misc (Usenet), message-ID <2qk30e$k1i@crl.crl.com>

The understudy took the place of the 1st Jesus so the play could continue. However -- the weight differential between the two Christs was not taken into account and, when the cross was supposed to rise up. Well. It went flying up into the flies. Members of the audience probably got whiplashed... The play did not go on that night because two Jesi were hospitalized.

1994 August 19, Robert W. Johnson, “PASSION PLAY "disaster"”, in rec.arts.theatre.misc (Usenet), message-ID <3331n9$q61@cville-srv.wam.umd.edu>

The song [Plastic Jesus] is printed in Volume 8 SING OUT (1965). The version is attributed to Ernie Marrs, although the notes indicate that no one really knows the origins of the song. Speculation is that it may have been an advertising jingle for someone selling plastic "Jesi"(?!).

1996 March 30, james taulbee, “Re: Lyric request: Plastic Jesus”, in rec.music.folk (Usenet), message-ID <Pine.SV4.3.91.960330123227.28840D-100000@curly.cc.emory.edu>

The questions have become: / 1. Anybody ever heard of a batch of plastic dashboard Jesuses (Jesi?) that melted down in the sun to become plastic Hoteis (or something like that)?

1997 June 1, George Byrd, “Re: Dashboard Buddha ?y”, in alt.buddha.short.fat.guy (Usenet), message-ID <5mve2c$3bt$1@nntp2.ba.best.com>