John Asscroft

proper noun

John Ashcroft.

Meanings

proper noun
  1. InternetdatedderogatoryvulgarJohn Ashcroft.

    LET'S RENAME THE SINATOR. OKAY?

    1998 June 28, ar...@webtv.net, “Senator John ASScroft, Rising Republican Star”, in alt.politics.clinton (Usenet)
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    In all this furor about terror in which John Asscroft is attempting to take the country into the dark ages of Secret Police states again, he has issued a rather unnoticed directive that, if your doctor prescribes medicine in a way that Asscroft deems unacceptable, he will try and put the doctor out of business by denial of a federal prescription license.

    2001 November 10, Kev in Atlanta, “John Asscroft is your doctor now!”, in alt.atlanta (Usenet)

    John Asscroft authored legislation DENYING AMERICAN CITIZENS THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS.

    2003, Maximum Rock 'n' Roll (publisher), Maximum Rock 'n' Roll, number 238, page 11

    Did anyone see John Asscroft testifying before that Congressional committee yesterday? He is refusing to answer direct questions without invoking any legal thing like executive privilege, 5th amendment, etc., so is being threatened with being held in contempt of Congress.

    2004 June 10, Darth Bobo, “Ashcroft denies torture ordered by Bush...”, in soc.culture.iraq (Usenet)

    Come on, really? Just because he tried to get a near comatose John Asscroft to sign a document?

    2016 July 6, trotsky, “Former AG Gonzales: Comey putting credibility on the line”, in alt.politics.clinton (Usenet)

Origin

Blend of John Ashcroft + ass. First use appears c. 1998. See cite below.

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APA

John Asscroft. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/John%20Asscroft

MLA

“John Asscroft.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/John%20Asscroft. Accessed November 4, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “John Asscroft,” accessed November 4, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/John%20Asscroft.

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