John Thomases

A form of John Thomas — The penis.

Meanings

noun
  1. pluralplural of John Thomas

    What a sight the four of us must have made, standing with water up to our thighs, our hands firmly clutched over our John Thomases.

    2010, John Hignett, England Never Slept, →ISBN, page 142
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