Jordan almond

noun

An almond with a colorful sugar shell, sometimes given as a favor at weddings.

Meanings

nounJordan almond (plural Jordan almonds)

plural Jordan almonds

  1. An almond with a colorful sugar shell, sometimes given as a favor at weddings.

    “Holy moly! That guy is almost a truck!” “Uh, Truckules.” “Uh, yeah. Here you are. And your guest?” “Came stag, friend. This big ol' rig takes up two seats.” “Okay, but you only get one bag of Jordan almonds. Bride's side, 4th row, seats six, seven.”

    2006 October 8, Jackson Publick & Doc Hammer, “Showdown at Cremation Creek, Part 1” (18:12 from the start), in The Venture Bros., season 2, episode 11, spoken by Brock Samson (Patrick Warburton)
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