Mallwart

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proper noun

Spoonerism of Walmart

Scrabble 13

Meanings

proper nounMallwart (countable and uncountable, plural Mallwarts)

plural Mallwarts

  1. countablederogatoryhumorousuncountableSpoonerism of Walmart

    Have you noticed a proliferation of those MallWart stores where the workers can't even afford the low prices?

    2004, Swami Beyondananda, Swami for Precedent, WakeUpLaughing Press, →ISBN, page 125
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    Who else in Colorado is worried about preserving ATMs, self-storage units, fitness centers, and yes, even Mallwarts, er, uh Walmarts (the ultimate devil for most preservationists)?

    2004 September 11, Tom Noel, “Historic Preservation Placed In Good Hands”, in Rocky Mountain News

    Mallwart has cheap prices by lowering wages here and throughout the world, while its leadership, the members of the Walton family, occupy four spots on the Forbes billionaire Top 20 list.

    2006, Karel Baloun, Inside Facebook: Life, Work and Visions of Greatness, →ISBN, page 34

Origin

Spoonerism of Walmart, influenced by mall + wart, with the implication being that Walmart stores are like unsightly growths on shopping malls or the general retail environment.

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APA

Mallwart. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 3, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/Mallwart

MLA

“Mallwart.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/Mallwart. Accessed November 3, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “Mallwart,” accessed November 3, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/Mallwart.

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