Master John Goodfellow

plural Master John Goodfellows

1. idiomaticslangThe penis.

   Hold!—showing his long codpiece—this is Master John Goodfellow, that asks for lodging!—and with that would have embraced her; but she began to cry out, yet not very loud.

   1653, François Rabelais, Thomas Urquhart, Peter Antony Motteux, “XXI.—How Panurge was in love with a lady of Paris.”, in The Works of Rabelais, volume II, published 1894

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   As she approached Mick, the machine-bed was wound down and Mick heaved his Master John Goodfellow out of his capacious slacks and laid it out for her perusal, just as he had done with me.

   2007, Vic Reeves, Me Moir, →ISBN, page 225

   Synonyms: penis