Mormondumb

> I think the Eastern side of the world has it up on us westerners in this respect. They do not believe they can actually BECOME Gods. They already are such, but just don't recognize it sometimes. I think I'll go with that, then. That kina beats out Mormondumb, as you say.

2000 June 19, Xristos, “LDS with reservations”, in alt.religion.mormon (Usenet), retrieved 22 Aug 2022

For those like myself who have discovered, after hard search, the falsehood and hypocrisy of mormondumb and christianity the Satanic Bible is now available online at http://www.bow.org/

2000 December 28, Mormo Pan, “Satanic Bible now online!”, in alt.religion.mormon (Usenet), retrieved 22 Aug 2022

That's true. But not once in my 35 years of Mormondumb did I give a bishop the finger, nor did anyone give me one. I guess times are a' changin' down at the Mochurch.

2001 July 10, TheJordan6, “Why are there locks in mormon temples?”, in alt.religion.mormon (Usenet), retrieved 22 Aug 2022

Yeah right, as long as you play by your pastor's rules, whatever they happen to be at the time. And don't make too many waves in the congregation. Of course, if you don't get along with a particular church you can just pick another one from the Yellow Pages. (Mormondumb still sux BTW).

2002 April 23, exmo, “Makes No Sense to become a mormon”, in alt.religion.mormon (Usenet), retrieved 22 Aug 2022

@JesusWife To scare the bejeezus out of treat-or-treaters here in the Mecca of Mormondumb, I'm gonna open the door wearing this t-shirt.

2016 October 31, yanquetino, Twitter, archived from the original on 26 Aug 2022