Meanings
- derogatoryhistoricalvulgarStarBand, a two-way satellite broadband Internet service available in the United States from 2000 to 2015.First known use 2001
YUP.........Miss Fuk has shown what he does with his ShitBand connection
2002 June 9, CHIEF WAR HORSE, “Horse's mother”, in alt.satellite.starband (Usenet), archived from the original on 27 Oct 20252 more examples
I have been running DSL for about 3 weeks, but my ShitBand contract won't be up till Feb 12th or so. I couldn't stand those lying bastards another second so I got out.
2002 January 5, Robert, “Contract Termination”, in alt.satellite.starband (Usenet), archived from the original on 27 Oct 2025My year of ShitBand is up. FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have just called to have the service TURNED OFF. I told them how the service sucked and how you could not do P2P and play games like Quake on the Net. […] I will keep my DSL and they can take Shitband^([sic]) and STICK IT because it SUCKS
2002 August 12, Steven, “I QUIT!!!!!”, in alt.satellite.starband (Usenet), archived from the original on 27 Oct 2025
Origin
Cite this entry
ShitBand. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/ShitBand
“ShitBand.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/ShitBand. Accessed November 4, 2026.
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