Slowjamastani

comparative more Slowjamastani · superlative most Slowjamastani

1. Of or related to Slowjamastan.

   The burglary was, hand to God, a real burglary, not a Slowjamastani stunt for attention, the Sultan says. And he’s not laughing about it.

   2025 February 1, Noah Goldberg, “He runs a desert micro-nation by the Salton Sea. Population Zero.”, in Los Angeles Times, archived from the original on 01 Feb 2025

plural Slowjamastanis

1. A citizen or inhabitant of Slowjamastan.

   To much fanfare, Slowjamastanis may now legally own miniature giraffes and pygmy elephants, provided they obtain an exotic pet license.

   2024 November 6, Harvey Schmidlap, “BREAKING: The Sultan Wins Big in Slowjamastan Blowout Election…”, in Republic of Slowjamastan, archived from the original on 19 Apr 2025

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   The micronation of Slowjamastan has its own passports, flag, currency (“the duble”), national anthem, time zone (Slowjamastan Standard Time), national animal (the Slowjamastan raccoon),12 states — including the capital of Dublândia — and more than 5,000 registered Slowjamastanis in their census (none of whom live in Slowjamastan).

   2023 June 14, Adriana Diaz, “I’ve already been to every country on Earth — so I founded Slowjamastan”, in New York Post, archived from the original on 24 Jun 2024

   Fellow Slowjamastanis, the unthinkable has happened. On December 14, 2024, our beloved nation fell victim to an act of vandalism, leaving the community in shock.

   2025 January 12, Mark Corona, “Vandalism in Slowjamastan: Where Was Chief Porder Batrol Agent Mark Corona?”, in Porder Batrol, archived from the original on 08 Feb 2025