Teck's ass

proper noun

Derogatory name for Texas: a state of the United States.

Meanings

Teck's ass1

proper noun
  1. alternativeAlternative form of Teck's Ass: Derogatory name for Texas: a state of the United States.

Teck's Ass2

proper noun

alternative Teck's ass

  1. USderogatoryhumorousrarevulgarDerogatory name for Texas: a state of the United States.

    But there ain't no such island as Thespia (unless it's in some private cement pond in Teck's Ass)

    1998 July 29, Aethe...worldnot.att.net, “Is Gabrielle a Lesbian?”, in alt.tv.xena-subtext.misc (Usenet)
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    I don't believe they fry people anymore down in Teck's ass, they use a poison IV perfusion, with a sterile needle to prevent infection

    [2000 August 10, Aethelrede, “Renee O Connor VS Britney Spears!”, in alt.tv.xena (Usenet)

    Although between the oil reservers in Alaska, the new-and-improved Middle East, the potential for the South Pacific and our own native home-grown sources in Teck's Ass, we certainly would reduce our oil dependency, thus allowing us to drive more gas-guzzling SUV's and full-sized Beastmobiles down the highway without paying quite such a stiff price for the privilege, one would think.

    2002 September 23, Dave Laird, “Stirring the political kettle...”, in scruz.general (Usenet)

Origin

From the genitive of the male given name Teck and ass. The term is ultimately an eye dialect spelling of Texass, which is itself a blend of Texas and ass.

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APA

Teck's ass. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 2, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/Teck's%20ass

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“Teck's ass.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/Teck's%20ass. Accessed November 2, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “Teck's ass,” accessed November 2, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/Teck's%20ass.

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