Urinal of the Planets

proper noun

Derogatory name for Ireland: an island and country in northwestern Europe.

Meanings

proper nounthe Urinal of the Planets
  1. UKderogatoryobsoleterarethieves' cantDerogatory name for Ireland: an island and country in northwestern Europe.

    A writer on British slavery later explained that the denigration was deserved because Ireland's wet climate made her “The Urinal of the Planets.” (For a similar Irish slur on an Englishman, see twiss.)

    2008, Robert Hendrickson, The Facts on File Encyclopedia of Word and Phrase Origins, Facts on File
    1 more example

    'I thought you would have preferred to have been with them in that stinking urinal of the planets, looking for bog-oranges.' Kempe's sympathy towards the plight of the Irish was well known, and he had no sympathisers here tonight.

    2015 April 18, Graham Sutherland, Conspiracy of Fate, Knowle Villa Books, →ISBN

Origin

In allusion to the frequent rainy weather.

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Urinal of the Planets. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/Urinal%20of%20the%20Planets

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Chicago

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