Meanings
- alternativeAlternative form of close only counts in horseshoes.
Maybe you're the runner-up but the first one to lose the race Almost only really counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
2009, “Horseshoes and Hand Grenades”, in 21st Century Breakdown, performed by Green Day
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almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/almost%20only%20counts%20in%20horseshoes%20and%20hand%20grenades
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