anal glaucoma

noun

A medical condition which causes a person to be unable to see their "ass" (i.e., themselves) doing something such as going to work, school, jury duty, etc.

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Meanings

nounanal glaucoma (uncountable)
  1. humorousrareuncountableA medical condition which causes a person to be unable to see their "ass" (i.e., themselves) doing something such as going to work, school, jury duty, etc.

Origin

From anal + glaucoma.

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APA

anal glaucoma. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/anal%20glaucoma

MLA

“anal glaucoma.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/anal%20glaucoma. Accessed November 4, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “anal glaucoma,” accessed November 4, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/anal%20glaucoma.

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