arse about face

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1. CommonwealthIrelandUKnot comparableslangPlaced or arranged the opposite way to the way it should be.

   No wonder it doesn't look right mate, you've got the whole thing arse about face.

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   It’s absurd, topsy-turvy, arse-about-face. But shit, nonetheless, demands a reading, and vice versa.

   2003, Ian Sansom, The Truth About Babies: From A-Z, Granta, →ISBN, page 256

   Someone blows a hole in the head of the owner a couple of places along the Gap and nobody seems to give a shit. Fucking arse about face this fucking place.

   2004, Mick Lee, Scream If You Want To Go Faster, Authors On Line Ltd, →ISBN, page 78

   Like we didn't move here for my job, we came here (for ...) to become a student and study for a degree and it's arse about face. We tend to do things in an arse-about-face way no matter how hard we try. And I, at the risk of being hopelessly inarticulate I like the arse about face-ness of the LETS system.

   2006, Peter North, quoting an anonymous member of a local currency scheme, “Self-Analysis: Do Members see LETS as a Social Movement?”, in Alternative Currency Movements As A Challenge To Globalisation?: A Case Study of Manchester's Local Currency Networks, Ashgate Publishing, →ISBN, Part II Manchester's Alternative Currency Networks, page 99

   We've got it so arse about face in modern society.

   2010, Sean Gallacher, The Eskimo, page 27

2. CommonwealthIrelandUKnot comparableslangArranged in a confused or haphazard way; muddled.

   Use them to inpregnant^([sic]) a woman: muddle up past and future, in-breed across time-zones, turn the family tree into a tangled bush, roots and shoots all arse about face.

   2006, Liz Jensen, Egg Dancing, page 212

alternative arse-about-face · alternative arse about front · alternative arse about tip · alternative arse about tit

1. CommonwealthIrelandUKnot comparableslangIn a manner that is opposite to or the reverse of the way it should be, backwards.

   We've been looking at it arse about face.

   2005, Sam Smith, The End of Science Fiction, page 179

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   ‘Look, Mary. That chap is sitting arse about face. He's having a laugh. He can't be serious.’ ‘Don't be so critical, George. More than likely it's his first time on a horse.’

   2011, Russell Shaw, Easy: A Dogs Life, page 54

   What was it about Charlie Resnick that made him so special? With his shirt still crumpled from the wash and his tie knotted arse-about-face.

   2011, John Harvey, Rough Treatment, page 31

2. CommonwealthIrelandUKnot comparableslangIn a confused or haphazard manner.

   Meanwhile the Law, as usual, tumbles arse about face: the killings multiply; the cops are clueless and duly arrest the wrong man.

   2005, John Orr, Hitchcock and 20th Century Cinema, page 67