arseclown

plural arseclowns

1. Commonwealthalternativehumorousoftenslangsometimes considered vulgarAlternative form of assclown.

   ‘Too tired for an arseclown pup to be questioning me.’

   2007, Lachlan Ross, On the Boundless Presumption of Conceited Humankind, Lulu.com, →ISBN, page 118

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   I would have said the cheap beer, but imagining the place stuffed full of whooping arseclowns off their faces on two-for-one makes my skin crawl.

   2007, Mark Jones, The Burglar’s Dog: Alternative Guide to Drinking in Newcastle upon Tyne, Tonto Press, →ISBN, page 267

   The man was a perfidious arseclown, but he did put us onto some of our best scores.

   2016, S[tephen] M[ichael] Stirling, Prince of Outcasts (The Change), New York, N.Y.: ROC, →ISBN, page 172

   It turned out that her dad was none other than Usain, our not so super-fast arseclown in the Nike boots.

   2017, Ian Collins, 67 People I’d Like To Slap, Biteback Publishing, →ISBN

   “What, and you expect a bonus for doing your job right, ya arseclown?”

   2022, J. Robert Kennedy, Inside the Wire, UnderMill Press