Meanings
- pluralplural of asparagus
>I'm back for now, though. Until someone makes me cry. / By hitting you with asparagusses...?
2003 April 1, BeH, “Re: Yet another new thread”, in alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup (Usenet), message-ID <drfj8vsd9gjde238aiqm0vmj78o4ir0ver@4ax.com>4 more examples
Lit. Huttleston, D. G.: The names of three commonly cultivated ornamental Asparagusses; in Baileya 17, 58—63, 1970.
1976, Handbuch der Laubgehölze, →ISBN, page 188TG :Do you know how cruel some farmers can be to asparagusses and / TG :poor turnips? It's outrageous, I tell you.. outrageous!
2000 March 13, King of Cyberia, “Re: Enough”, in alt.tv.star-trek.next-gen (Usenet), message-ID <Pine.GSO.4.10.10003130055170.4985-100000@uhunix1>>> Those fruits and vegetables ain't gonna pick themselves. / > Then let them rot in the fields. / > / > / Wah!!! I want my asparagusses, broccolii,^([sic]) bananas and oranges!!! And I don't want to work for a paving company or a landscaper either. Surely there must be a way we can have our cake and eat it too.
2007 May 2, Mr Potatohead, “Re: Will we teach respect for the law?”, in alt.rhode_island (Usenet), message-ID <Pv1_h.30255$OT4.18899@newsfe19.lga>Asparagus … Appearing at the beginning of April, plump green Asparagusses are the first major seasonal Middle Class foodie treat of the year.
2012, Cotter Craig Fi, Zebedee Helm, The Middle Class ABC, John Murray, →ISBN
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asparagusses. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/asparagusses
“asparagusses.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/asparagusses. Accessed November 4, 2026.
WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “asparagusses,” accessed November 4, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/asparagusses.
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