beat the meat

present singular third person beats the meat · participle present beating the meat · participle past beaten the meat

1. alternativeeuphemisticslangAlternative form of beat one's meat (“to masturbate”).

   year unknown, Lisa Marie Rice, Midnight Run, Oliver-Heber books Bud rarely had to beat the meat. There was always a willing woman somewhere within reach; all he had to do was look.

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   Then, he would sit on the toilet and with his soapy hand he would beat the meat […]

   2014, Donald L. Kaufmann, Bramble, Infant Martian, Lulu Press, Inc, →ISBN

   “Hell, after a battle, all you could hear in the barracks were groans as males beat the meat.”

   2014, Billi Jean, Midnight Star, Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD), →ISBN

   […] and Ronnie beat the meat, still horny from his unfinished encounter on the loading dock.

   2010, Herb Schultz, RonnieandLennie, Major Terata Publications, →ISBN, page 211

   “Beat the meat, buddy,” he growled, “and remember what it was like to be inside that sweet pussy.”

   2019, Jasmine Haynes, Jennifer Skully, Take Your Pleasure and Take Your Pick Duo, Redwood Valley Publishing LLC, →ISBN