because you touch yourself at night

phrase

Used to deflect a request for a reason.

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Meanings

phrase
  1. humorousvulgarUsed to deflect a request for a reason.

    2019, Demons Rising (paperback), Dutch Van Alstin [Tophat asks with a smirk,] "Why did you name him Xavier Ignacious?" "Because you touch yourself at night, asshole," Solomon says.

    2 more examples

    Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Museum Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

    2000, Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman, Family Guy (TV series), "Wasted Talent"

    >I'm sure I will sound like a giant newbie(because I am), but why does Fox >hate futurama so much? Because you touch yourself at night.

    2003 Mar. 1, Rev Bleech_, "Fox" in alt.tv.futurama

Translations

Hungarian mert bőr az egér
  • mert bőr az egérdeflecting a request for a reason
Polish bo nie ma dżemu
  • bo nie ma dżemudeflecting a request for a reason
Cite this entry
APA

because you touch yourself at night. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/because%20you%20touch%20yourself%20at%20night

MLA

“because you touch yourself at night.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/because%20you%20touch%20yourself%20at%20night. Accessed November 5, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “because you touch yourself at night,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/because%20you%20touch%20yourself%20at%20night.

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