Meanings
plural blasturbators · alternative blasterbator
- nonce wordslangOne who overuses blast beats in extreme metal.
Our favorite blasterbator John Longstreth in the office!!!
2024 May 19, Michael Collier, Metal Drummer Nerdz1 more example
Watch our master blasturbator Kyle T Sharpe earn his blasting permit just in time for us to play Bovine Sex Club in Toronto next Friday.
2026 June 26, Sentiment Dissolve - nonce wordslangSynonym of bare beater.
We can forgive the blasterbators; it is possible they know not what they do. But we should not be afraid to tell them to plug in their blasted headphones.
2026 August 16, Jemima Kelly, “Can we stop with the public ‘blasterbating’, actually?”, in Financial Times1 more example
I would like to politely request all blasterbaters to please cease and desist of their blasterbation. Blasterbaters are everywhere. Constantly, I am met with a barrage on the subway, in airports, in the back of my Uber.
2024 July 5, Kendra Stanton Lee, “Blasterbating Needs to Stop. Turn Down For What? – Opinion”, in Newsweek, archived from the original on 20 Jul 2024Synonyms: bare beater, sodcaster, loudcaster, bare beater
Synonyms & antonyms
nounSynonym of bare beater.
Origin
- Englishblast
- Englishmasturbate
- Englishmasturbator
- Englishblasturbator
Blend of blast + masturbator.
Full word history & related roots →Cite this entry
blasturbator. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 3, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/blasturbator
“blasturbator.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/blasturbator. Accessed November 3, 2026.
WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “blasturbator,” accessed November 3, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/blasturbator.
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