calm your tits

alternative calm your titties

1. derogatoryslangvulgarCalm down! (Used to tell someone to relax when they are agitated, angry, overexcited, etc.)

   Jesus H. Christ dude, calm your tits! Don't get so damn worked up; we'll sort it out.

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   The act of pareidolia is such that the culmination of completely arbitrary events leads to the jackrabbit assumption that we might as well call it a day and close shop. Without any hard evidence, we wave the white flag. And yes, an earthquake counts as an arbitrary event. Calm your tits.

   2011 April 11, Doc Watson, “Game Over, Man!: Has Doom & Gloom Come All Too Soon?”, in Salient, volume 74, number 7, Victoria University of Wellington, page 31

   Unfortunately, I had only heard of J. Cole on R&B singer Miguel's single "All I Want is You" (calm your tits, hip-hop junkies); however, I can say that I am more than pleased this season (considering the NBA lockout disappointment).

   2011, Victoria Smith, "From Sidelines to Varsity", The Union Weekly (California State University, Long Beach), Volume 69, Issue 7,10 October 2011, page 11

   I can hear you cringing at this choice, but calm your tits and watch the music video.

   2013, Julie Kosin, “An Eye For An Icon”, in The Miscreant, number 35, page 15

   Synonyms: calm down, cool it, chill