cheese monkey

plural cheese monkeys

1. derogatoryhumorousslanguncommonSynonym of cheese-eating surrender monkey.

   > Vive la France! > Viva for the cheese monkeys? That's how you must have call them in 2003.

   2007 May 7, dapra, “The French Revolution”, in us.military.army (Usenet), retrieved 23 Aug 2022

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   > Ahem, I'm not French ;-) Darn, right you're not! You used to be a pure cheese monkey. Now, you're simply pure spud.

   2003 March 13, Orchid, “OT: naked war protests”, in alt.games.diablo (Usenet), retrieved 23 Aug 2022

   You'll notice a common cause among all international liberals--the sheep fucker in Australia (192 Day Road, Sydney), the cheese monkey in France, John Kerry--they're all together somehow, all operating along similar lines of force. Is it love of America that unites them? No? Then what is it?

   2004 June 20, Jones, “OK, so no WMD and now no link between Iraq and Al-q. My question is........”, in rec.music.beatles (Usenet), retrieved 23 Aug 2022

   Republicans don't deny Bush has isolated the USA. However, they say "Fuck the world. Fuck the UN. The French are surrendering cheese monkeys. The Canadian are cheeseheads, the .... "

   2004 September 18, Roedy Green, “Bush isolates more and more the USA in front of the world”, in alt.politics.bush (Usenet), retrieved 23 Aug 2022

   So what I'm gonna propose as governor of this state is that we plan a massive invasion force and go ahead and invade France. Because if there's one country we can beat in a goddamn arm-wrestle it's them limp-wristed patronizing cheese monkeys.

   2013, Jock Cranley, quotee, Grand Theft Auto V, scene: Blaine County Talk Radio

   Synonyms: cheese-eating surrender monkey