Meanings
plural chocolate channels
- usuallywith definite articleThe anus or rectum, especially as a sexual orifice.
Someone has been shitting in the most peculiar places. The first time the Phantom Shitter as he is known deposited a big pile of his shit; chocolate channel chewies, colon cannon balls or whatever you want to call it was in the tool crib.
2012, Richard Havermale, The Ice Is Nice and Chee-Chee Is Peachy, self-published, →ISBN, page 801 more example
At the Australian military academy mentioned above, cadets referenced anal sex with no fewer than sixty-eight terms, many of which invoke food and eating: Captain Cadbury, chieftain of the chocolate channel, chutney passage, doughnut making, doughnut punching, punching a hole through the chocolate, and tonguing someone’s bum.
2011, Aaron Belkin, Bring Me Men: Military Masculinity and the Benign Façade of American Empire, 1898-2001, Columbia University Press, published 2012, →ISBN, page 96
Synonyms & antonyms
Translations
Finnish suklaaosasto
- suklaaosastoanus or rectum
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