cock watch

verb

To obsess over another man's penis.

Meanings

verbcock watch (third-person singular simple present cock watches, present participle cock watching, simple past and past participle cock watched)

present singular third person cock watches · participle present cock watching · participle past cock watched · past cock watched

  1. To obsess over another man's attributes or activities, especially:
    1. derogatoryslangvulgarTo obsess over another man's penis.

      not to cock watch or anything but Andrew Tate definitely not packing more than 3 inches

      2022 August 22, @javourswillwin, Twitter
    2. derogatoryslangvulgarTo obsess over another man's sexual or romantic activity.

      US Senator with a wife and 2 kids is cock watching Pete Davidson instead of proposing useful legislation.

      2022 May 20, @ogbobbyjindal, Twitter
  2. broadlyTo obsess in general.

    Let people go missing. Stop cock watching

    2023 April 13, @s4m31p4n, Twitter
    1 more example

    Arsenal fans spent all week cock watching us saying we’re gonna “rig the draw” only for us to get the hardest possible one (again) 😂😂😂

    2024 March 15, @SxrgioSZN, Twitter
Cite this entry
APA

cock watch. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/cock%20watch

MLA

“cock watch.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/cock%20watch. Accessed November 4, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “cock watch,” accessed November 4, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/cock%20watch.

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