Meanings
plural cocksplats
- derogatoryvulgarA contemptible person.
SCOTLAND VOTED TO STAY, YOU WITLESS FUCKING COCKSPLAT!
2016 June 24, @CulturalSnow, Twitter, archived from the original on 01 Oct 20233 more examples
he's such a cocksplat. I'd like to meet him in a dark alley. Kick him sharply in the shins.
2012 July 6, @flutterbyplant, Twitter, archived from the original on 01 Oct 2023"So this is the cocksplat who punched him, if he ever crosses the path of Denise 'Thunder Thighs' Halverson."
2019, John Galligan, Bad Axe County: A Novel, New York, N.Y.: Atria Books, →ISBN, page 52It is unclear why my opposition to that witless cocksplat means I have to give full-throated support to the current Senate cloture rules lest I run afoul of the pundit-consistency mandate.
2022 January 21, Tim Miller, “The Limitations of "Norm" Talk”, in The Bulwark, archived from the original on 31 May 2023
Origin
Compound of cock + splat. Popularized by a 2016 tweet calling former US president Donald Trump a "witless fucking cocksplat" (see quotation below).
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cocksplat. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 3, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/cocksplat
“cocksplat.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/cocksplat. Accessed November 3, 2026.
WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “cocksplat,” accessed November 3, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/cocksplat.
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