coke dick

plural coke dicks

1. idiomaticslanguncountableErectile dysfunction caused by cocaine use.

   “He's got coke dick,” says Tia Lee flatly.

   2007, Annie Oakley, Working Sex: Sex Workers Write about a Changing Industry, Seal Press, published 2007, →ISBN, page 17

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   Half the time we went to bed, he'd get coke dick and we'd just sit around talking.

   1997, Michael Stone, The Low End of Nowhere, Penguin, published 1997, →ISBN, page 77

   Another perk of fucking a nice guy is that he was never too drunk or too fucked up on drugs, so he never got whiskey or coke dick.

   2012, Heather Rutman, The Girl's Guide to Depravity: How to Get Laid Without Getting Screwed, Running Press, published 2012, →ISBN

   Synonyms: erectile dysfunction

2. countableidiomaticslangA penis that is flaccid as a result of cocaine-induced erectile dysfunction.

   Anyways, how does Stephan fuck all his groupies with a coke dick?

   2000 August 4, justin_sane22, “Re: Are VNV Aethiests?”, in rec.music.industrial (Usenet)

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   I really wanted to get fucked but I could see that wasn't going to happen, not with a coke dick, but he really loved giving oral, I discovered.

   2006, Suzanne Portnoy, The Butcher, The Baker, The Candlestick Maker, Virgin Books, published 2008, →ISBN, page 106

   You'd look down and see your horribly shriveled coke dick and think, “Maybe coke's not so great.”

   2010, Paul Provenza, Dan Dion, ¡Satiristas!: Comedians, Contrarians, Raconteurs & Vulgarians, HarperCollins, published 2010, →ISBN, page 264