Meanings
plural crack snackers
- humorousslangA lesbian.
A lesbian is a crack snacker.
1997, Mike King, “Re: Lesbian Jokes”, in alt.tasteless.jokes (Usenet)3 more examples
“Whatchoo want?” “I'm looking for 251 Durham Avenue,” Rosie said. “It's a place called Daughters and Sisters. I had directions, but I guess—” “What, the welfare lesbians? You ast the wrong chicken, baby girl. I got no use for crack-snackers. […]
1995, Stephen King, Rose MadderWhat is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.
2000, anonymous author, “Ha Ha Testing can be fun....”, in alt.test (Usenet)"She thinks I'm a lesbo!" my sister shrieked. For weeks, we called her the crack snacker.
2009, Antonya Nelson, Nothing Right, page 261Synonyms: flat cracker
Synonyms & antonyms
nounA lesbian.
Origin
Pun on snack cracker, a food, and crack (“female genitalia”), in reference to oral sex.
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