cream in one's jeans

present singular third person creams in one's jeans · participle present creaming in one's jeans · participle past creamed in one's jeans · past creamed in one's jeans

1. idiomaticvulgarTo ejaculate while wearing one's trousers; to experience an orgasm while clothed.

   And you always cream in your jeans when your neck breaks. It has something to do with the pressure on the spinal cord being transmitted through the prostate.

   1975, Robert Shea, Robert Anton Wilson, The illuminatus! Trilogy, published 1984, →ISBN, page 68

   Synonyms: cream in one's pants, cream one's jeans, cream one's pants

2. idiomaticvulgaroccasionally of a femaleTo become wet with sexual arousal.
3. broadlyidiomaticvulgarTo be thoroughly excited or delighted.

   Myrna was certain the woman would cream in her jeans at this opportunity to be a good neighbor.

   2001, Warren Adler, The Housewife Blues, →ISBN, page 101

   1 more example

   First time I was in here I come in with a Chinese M.P. We busted right in, that M.P. creamed in his jeans when he sees this colonel.

   1951, Donald R. Morris, China Station, Farrar, Straus, and Young, page 52