creamcheese

We tried to torture the answers out of him last year by tying him to a stair in the Ad. building, starving him for sixteen hours, and then running a creamcheese-covered bagel under his nose.

1974 April 1, “The 2nd Annual Lam Poon Orthodox Jewish Trivia Quiz”, in Lam Poon Collegienne, volume II, number 1, Annville, Pa.: Lebanon Valley College, page three, column 1

I went to the subshop around the corner and ordered an onion bagel with creamcheese.

1975 November 13, Gregory Katz, “Looking For Louise On A Cold Windy Day: Part VI”, in Vermont Cynic, volume XCIII, number 25, Burlington, Vt.: University of Vermont, page five, column 4

The Martian’s beak bit into the bagel. He made smacking noises. “Say,” he said, “I bet this would go great with creamcheese and lox!”

1980, A. Stanley Kramer, “All Others”, in The Joke’s on Them! A Lifetime Collection of Unexpurgated Jokes (With a Few Hints on How to Tell Them) Together with a Few Funny Stories and Some Limericks to be Recited Only after the Third Drink...., New York, N.Y.: Leisure Books, →ISBN, page 147

Cool and spread with creamcheese frosting. / Creamcheese frosting / 1-oz. package creamcheese, softened […] Beat creamcheese, vanilla, peanut butter, and salt until fluffy. […] Frost with Creamcheese Frosting. / Creamcheese Frosting / 4-oz. package creamcheese, softened

1983, Susan Smith, Melinda King, Happy Birthday: A Guide To Special Parties For Children, Lake Oswego, Ore.: White Pine Press, →ISBN, pages 16 and 65

You won't find luxurious bonbons here, but you will luck into the world’s most consistently superb carrot cake. It’s heavy on the creamcheese icing and only $1.25 a slab.

1983 May, Kate Hildebrandt, “Great Grits at the Granary”, in Fine Print, Edmonton, Alta.: Lambda Fine Print Publishing Society, page 20, column 4