cuff the carrot

verb

To masturbate by stroking one's penis.

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Meanings

verbcuff the carrot (third-person singular simple present cuffs the carrot, present participle cuffing the carrot, simple past and past participle cuffed the carrot)

present singular third person cuffs the carrot · participle present cuffing the carrot · participle past cuffed the carrot · past cuffed the carrot

  1. slangvulgarTo masturbate by stroking one's penis.

    Flicking the bean, jerkin' the gherkin, polishing the peanut, cuffing the carrot. What a fine list of foods we have for tonight! Eat, wank, sleep, repeat.

    2024, Esmé Louise James, Kinky History, Penguin, →ISBN, page 49
    1 more example

    I did have a case one time, my client, really nice guy, nicest guy you'd ever want to meet. Sitting on his steps right in front of his front door, completely naked, manipulating his genitals, cuffing the carrot, boxing the clown, jerking the gherkin.

    2025 November 24, CLR Bruce Rivers, 10:23 from the start, in Criminal Lawyer Reacts to DoorDash Girl
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Chicago

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