custard cannon

noun

The penis.

Meanings

nouncustard cannon (plural custard cannons)

plural custard cannons

  1. slangThe penis.

    It is a supremely sensitive part of the custard cannon and can be tenderly stimulated with licking and kissing.

    2016, Michael Alvear, Blow Yourself Away
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