cycle path

plural cycle paths

1. A path, segregated from other traffic, for the use of riders of bicycles

   Synonyms: bicycle path, bikeway, cycle track, cycleway

2. InternethumorousEggcorn of psychopath.

   He's a twisted cycle path!

   5 more examples

   Help me Beastie, I am being persecuted for my name.......as if I don't get enough stick for supporting the mighty Villa...........this Gits bloke is hounding me........I have a stalker.....a bunny boiler.......a twisted cycle path...........

   2001 April 17, Steve J, “Re: 2.35 Kempton”, in uk.sport.horseracing (Usenet), archived from the original on 22 Sep 2024

   Everyone thought it was funny. The teachers were a bunch of cycle paths, but I couldn't spell that then. Still carnt.

   2014 January 26, canaldrifter, “Re: Marmite is illegal! It's official! (in Canada)”, in uk.rec.sheds (Usenet), archived from the original on 22 Sep 2024

   'Jesus, you're a cyclepath!' Lacey shouts, scrambling to ther feet. The floor is littered with clumps of fake hair and vajazzle sequins.

   2015 April 2, Tessa Clayton, Wannabe - Choose Your Own Celebrity Adventure, →ISBN, page 95

   I have two sides.... the nicest girl you’ll ever meet😸... and twisted fucking cycle path 👺........

   2018 September 30, Sinferna (@withthedraco), X (formerly Twitter), archived from the original on 06 Jul 2021

   DID [dissociative identity disorder] in media: this guy will turn into a crazy freaking cycle path if he sneezes 😦😦😭😭

   2024 September 3, ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 (@ModernMecha), X (formerly Twitter), archived from the original on 22 Sep 2024