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alternative dafaq

1. InternetvulgarThe fuck, what the fuck.

   Donnie: Where dafuq r u?

   2012, Connie Anne McEntee, Waking for Hours, iUniverse, published 2012, →ISBN, page 193

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   If you're lonely, do not be some stubborn brat who only needs company and will hump anything that'll walk and give you the time of day...like, dafuq do you think you are? Barney Stinson?

   2012, Maika Duperval, "The Friend Zone", The Plant (Dawson College), Volume 40, Issue 21, 5 April 2012, page 17

   Alright OKCupid, in the first 10 questions you’ve already asked me if I’d rather be normal or weird, if I’m happy, and if religion or race matters to me. Dafuq OKCupid? I thought you were cool and the questions would be about my favorite super power (invisibility, duh), or which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle I most closely align with (Michelangelo).

   2012 October 30, Michael Voloshin, “Getting Hit With OKCupid's questionarrow”, in The Daily Cardinal, volume 122, number 42, page 2

   Synonyms: the dickens