danger wank

plural danger wanks

1. slangAn act of masturbation with the risk of being caught by somebody else.

   It was what you might call a danger wank! There was, I suppose, a sadder side to it, in that I felt so terrified in case I got caught, as any teenager would.

   2020, Will Young, To be a Gay Man

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   Those who aren't photographed might be treated to the joy of comments such as: 'To the hot girl sitting opposite me on level 3, do you mind if I have a cheeky danger wank whilst looking at you?'

   2018, Laura Bates, Misogynation: The True Scale of Sexism

   I kept it in my pocket for warmth like you told me to, although it's boiling today, so they probably got a bit baked. At least I didn't have to have a danger wank in the hospital toilet! I thought of you while I was producing them!

   2018, Emily Phillips, Trying