Meanings
Origin
Probably coined as a non-profane alternative to damned if you do, damned if you don't.
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doomed if you do, doomed if you don't. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/doomed%20if%20you%20do%2C%20doomed%20if%20you%20don't
“doomed if you do, doomed if you don't.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/doomed%20if%20you%20do%2C%20doomed%20if%20you%20don't. Accessed November 5, 2026.
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