elvess

plural elvesses

1. rareRare form of elfess.

   The way, elves are described, I wouldn't wonder if elvesses could vary the time of pregnancy "at will". I can't give text quote for that, but _time_, measured in months, isn't really important to immortals.

   2002 April 12, Andreas Pohlke, “Elven pregnancy”, in rec.arts.books.tolkien (Usenet), archived from the original on 03 Jan 2026

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   Ah. I should have read further. I suppose most of my ideas here have concerned Christian-like religions. But then, in a world with Orcsses^([sic]) and Elvesses the historical development of Christianity is _going_ to differ from the real world, no?

   1993 June 12, John S. Novak III, “"Occult" incident in Alberta”, in rec.games.frp.dnd (Usenet), archived from the original on 03 Jan 2026

   A 75-metre lavender elf-in-psuedodrac-form beginning to inhale is not something easily missed, and Marada recalls what was said about her poisonous breath and decides to evade. […] He broadcasts tempting claims of technologies she could supposedly steal from his mind..... of course, these weren't the Draconiati originals, but crude crosses of six Terran science-fiction series that looked realistic.... but had as much a chance of working as a tank without an engine. "Come and get me..... you want these ideas, you have to catch me!", he yells to the elvess as he speeds toward the powerlines at 100kph.

   1998 May 7, FoulDragon, “RPG Rolling Hot--- Mercinary Group”, in alt.fan.dragons (Usenet), archived from the original on 03 Jan 2026

   That's what they say when to throw you off the trail when you go looking for payback because Santa hasn't been delivering over the past few years. santa^([sic]) gives those pressies to his bitch-elvesses, who appear to be full sized.

   2000 April 1, rrrrr, “Hello I Am Ho Yung Seing”, in alt.cloned-sheep.bah.bah.bah (Usenet), archived from the original on 03 Jan 2026

   The young boy takes one look at the room outside and heads for the window on the other side of the room, where his elven companion has just managed to get dressed. They open the window and the elvess crawls out. Before the human can join her, Aldur grabs him and chokes him out (while normally not particularly strong, he had cast a spell that gave him +6 strength).

   2010 September 20, !!!OMGTPKLOL!!!, “TPK?”, in Telkarion (Google Groups), archived from the original on 03 Jan 2026

   Asharal’s brow was covered in sweat and the look on him was intent and fierce. But when he saw the elvess, I saw doubt in his eyes. Then a hardness twisted his features. The look he gave the elvess rattled me. Asharal quickly advanced against my lady, his steps precise, the great gleaming blade in his grasp still wet with blood. “You betrayed me!” Asharal flicked his blade-hand upwards towards the ceiling, the tip of the blade cutting into the throat of the elvess.

   2017 July 13, Jeremy Forsyth, chapter 2, in The Evening Tide (Sun, Moon, Sand and Star; 1), Amazon Digital Services, →ISBN