Meanings
- derogatorypluralplural onlyslangvulgarThe facial hair of a man, especially if uneven or unkempt.
She was laughing at your deranged face pubes, you moron.
2013, Greg Means, MK Reed, Joe Flood, The Cute Girl Network - Volume 1, page 385 more examples
Yeah, I know. He used to be gorgeous like in Who, Then, Now? And now he's still a hottie, but i'm not liking the little face pubes.
1998 December 30, KKoRnFIaKe, “Got The Life Video”, in alt.music.korn (Usenet)With your bare hands mash the shit out of it until blended consistently, all the while trying not to get any of your greasy hair or shitty face pubes in it.
2010, Steve Seabury, Mosh Potatoes - Recipes, Anecdotes, and Mayhem from the Heavyweights of Heavy Metal, page 77So I won't issue commandants on wedding whiskers, but I will offer the reference chart on the next two pages to help you make the informed decision about Groomzilla's face pubes.
2012, Craig Bridger, Surviving Groomzilla: A Bride's GuideI don't think I'll be fighting over them or their plastered face pubes.
2020, Kat Adams, Just Between UsYour face pubes look great bro! Just grab yourself some oil and a boar brush and train them into a bit more order and you'll be proud to sport those wonderfully dense, nicely colored and very symmetrical face pubes.
2024, Cloud-Attached, RedditSynonyms: facial pubes
Synonyms & antonyms
nounThe facial hair of a man, especially if uneven or unkempt.
Origin
From face + pubes. First use appears c. 1998. See cite below.
Full word history & related roots →Cite this entry
face pubes. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 3, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/face%20pubes
“face pubes.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/face%20pubes. Accessed November 3, 2026.
WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “face pubes,” accessed November 3, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/face%20pubes.
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