fartknocker

plural fartknockers · alternative fart knocker · alternative fart-knocker

1. derogatoryslangA contemptible or annoying person.

   “Some no-good fart-knocker is out there beatin' up on a woman. […]

   2000, Dorothy Garlock, After the Parade, Warner Books, →ISBN

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   He ran off, laughing and screaming. Dud jumped up and gave chase. "You little fart knocker," he said, clomping away, long-legged, into the dark. "Bring back here my Hubert Terrapins."

   1971, Nolan Porterfield, A Way of Knowing: A Novel, Harper's Magazine Press, page 112

   Well, alright, dammit, I don’t like hearing the little fartknocker cry neither.

   August 1974, Larry L. King, “Redneck!”, Texas Monthly, vol. 2, no. 8, p. 63

   […] Conversely, “What are you racist fartknockers doing about your piss-ant legislature?” won't get you hired at a state university.)

   1997, Emily Toth, Ms. Mentor's Impeccable Advice for Women in Academia, University of Pennsylvania Press, →ISBN, page 34

   “Well, then, why have none of you worthless fart knockers seen fit to fetch her lazy arse? […]

   2013, Hilary Fields, Bliss, Redhook Orbit, →ISBN

2. derogatoryslangA homosexual man.

   You want more Beavis, closet fartknocker?

   1998 July 26, ojokay [username], “Re: Welcome back psycho!”, in alt.fan.oj-simpson (Usenet)

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   "That little fartknocker didn't leave us any money, and he said it was going to be on him." "That's all right, I've got money," Elaine said. "He's so funny; I love him. He's always chasing some man."

   1995, Krandall Krauss, The President's Son, Alyson Publications, →ISBN, page 92

   You smelly degenerate American fag, you seem to have a carnal knowledge of fudgepacking that belies just knowledge, you seem very well up on the subject, however crap at knowing what us brits are like. Well being a fartknocker, i suppose you get ignored regularly.

   2003 July 24, Gordon Tomlinson, “Re: Gordon Creighton, editor of Flying Saucer Review, dies...”, in alt.alien.visitors (Usenet)

3. informalAn instance of being thrown from, or hitting the ground after being thrown from, a horse.

   Slocum flew from the saddle and came down on the road a solid fart knocker.

   1975, Jake Logan, Ride, Slocum, Ride, Playboy Press, →ISBN, page 50

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   […] and, as one cowboy said, "I didn't get settled in the saddle before that hoss shore sent me on a fart knocker."

   1971, Ramon F. Adams, The Cowman Says It Salty, University of Arizona Press, published 1971, page 70

   “Wa-al, old Jennifer, she don't care much for strangers anyhow, and she snorted like a steam engine and went straight up. That sombitch turned a double fart-knocker and lit flat on his back. He wasn't dead but he had the hound dog shit knocked out of 'im."

   1989, Doyle Trent, Gunsmoke Justice, Zebra Books, →ISBN, page 22