Meanings
verbfascturbate (third-person singular simple present fascturbates, present participle fascturbating, simple past and past participle fascturbated)
present singular third person fascturbates · participle present fascturbating · participle past fascturbated · past fascturbated
- derogatoryintransitiveslanggovernmentTo compulsively and enthusiastically partake in or endorse fascist policies.
Trump Fascturbates Over War Crime
2026 April 3, The Damage Report, “US Jet SHOT DOWN in Iran | Trump Fascturbates Over War Crime | White House Easter Meltdown”, in The Young Turks, archived from the original on 06 Apr 20262 more examples
If you're going to Fascturbate have the decency to do it in private.
2025 June 27, @jdmann, X (post), archived from the original on 21 May 2026I see you are fascturbating hard today, Gomez.
2026 January 27, @RenanLB_25, X (post), archived from the original on 21 May 2026
Origin
Blend of fascism + masturbate.
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APA
fascturbate. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/fascturbate
MLA
“fascturbate.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/fascturbate. Accessed November 4, 2026.
Chicago
WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “fascturbate,” accessed November 4, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/fascturbate.
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