find one's ass with both hands and a flashlight

verb

Synonym of know one's ass from a hole in the ground.

Meanings

verbfind one's ass with both hands and a flashlight (third-person singular simple present finds one's ass with both hands and a flashlight, present participle finding one's ass with both hands and a flashlight, simple past and past participle found one's ass with both hands and a flashlight)

present singular third person finds one's ass with both hands and a flashlight · participle present finding one's ass with both hands and a flashlight · participle past found one's ass with both hands and a flashlight · past found one's ass with both hands and a flashlight

Synonyms & antonyms

verbSynonym of know one's ass from a hole in the ground.

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APA

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Chicago

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