finds one's ass with both hands and a flashlight

A form of find one's ass with both hands and a flashlight — Synonym of know one's ass from a hole in the ground.

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Meanings

verb
  1. indicativepresentsingularthird personthird-person singular simple present indicative of find one's ass with both hands and a flashlight
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APA

finds one's ass with both hands and a flashlight. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/finds%20one's%20ass%20with%20both%20hands%20and%20a%20flashlight

MLA

“finds one's ass with both hands and a flashlight.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/finds%20one's%20ass%20with%20both%20hands%20and%20a%20flashlight. Accessed November 5, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “finds one's ass with both hands and a flashlight,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/finds%20one's%20ass%20with%20both%20hands%20and%20a%20flashlight.

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