fleshloaf

F4L1E1S1H4L1O1A1F4

noun

A baby.

Scrabble 18

Meanings

nounfleshloaf (plural fleshloaves)

plural fleshloaves · alternative flesh loaf

  1. derogatoryslangA baby.

    Elderly don't bug me, however loud drunken adults bother me as much as screaming fleshloaves.

    2001 October 21, JD Kidkill [username], “Re: Stupid Breeder LTTE”, in alt.support.childfree (Usenet)

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Origin

From flesh + loaf. Apparently derived from "pinching off a flesh loaf" (attested in 1999), which likens childbirth to a bowel movement (pinch a loaf being slang for "to defecate").

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APA

fleshloaf. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 3, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/fleshloaf

MLA

“fleshloaf.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/fleshloaf. Accessed November 3, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “fleshloaf,” accessed November 3, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/fleshloaf.

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