front bumper

plural front bumpers

1. plural normallyslangvulgarA woman's breast.

   While she leaned over the sputtering engine, searching for the problem, the other mechanics were instead riveted to her magnificent front bumpers, glistening with beads of sweat.

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   ...Rosalind Cash had a soft side as well. Her front bumpers were like rising bullets and the shapely cushions of her behind had a way of negating her adamantine attitude.

   2005, Mr. Skin, Mr Skin's Skincyclopedia: The A-to-Z Guide to Finding Your Favorite Actresses Naked, Macmillan, page 103

   Every time she leaned forward her front bumpers surfaced like Moby Dick and his twin sister. If I had been the waiter I'd have hovered too.

   2011, David Fiddimore, A Blind Man's War, Pan Macmillan, page 54

   It's just Slope Girl has that monster hand cannon 454 of hers. She loves her big gun. Be still my heart . . . and she looks so good with it resting on her front bumpers.

   2018, Robert Holbrook, “The Raft Trip”, in Alaskan Trout People, Page Publishing Inc., page 113

   Synonyms: breasts