fuck me gently with a chainsaw

interjection

Expressing astonishment or disgust.

Meanings

interjection
  1. vulgarExpressing astonishment or disgust.

    I was sitting in one of the forever-waiting lines that form in the Army, when I thought, 'well fuck me gently with a chainsaw, there's 50 Cent.' And sure, as shit it was him.

    2020, Aaron Lee Marshall, Baqubah: Bones and Blood, page 60
    1 more example

    He muttered, “Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. I give up. Either this guy is the invisible man or, or...or I don't know what. Or this is all a conspiracy and you're all involved, or something. Fuck...me.”

    2012, Darragh McManus, Even Flow, page 160

Synonyms & antonyms

Origin

From the 1988 black comedy film Heathers. The character Heather Chandler says, "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?".

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APA

fuck me gently with a chainsaw. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/fuck%20me%20gently%20with%20a%20chainsaw

MLA

“fuck me gently with a chainsaw.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/fuck%20me%20gently%20with%20a%20chainsaw. Accessed November 5, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “fuck me gently with a chainsaw,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/fuck%20me%20gently%20with%20a%20chainsaw.

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