full kit wanker

noun

A fan who dresses in the team's entire kit instead of just the jersey.

Meanings

nounfull kit wanker (plural full kit wankers)

plural full kit wankers

  1. UKderogatoryslangvulgarball gamesA fan who dresses in the team's entire kit instead of just the jersey.

    He was jeered by sections of the crowd, and not for being a full kit wanker.

    2016, Nick Szczepanik, Pulp Football
    1 more example

    Thankfully, I never went as far as the Full-Kit Wanker look of sporting the shorts and socks as well.

    2019, John Bishop, How to Grow Old: A middle-aged man moaning
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